(i don’t know what this is but it’s seven am so i’m posting it anyway)
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
You know, democracy is fantastic but it is also fucking dull.
May 24th 1819: Queen Victoria born
On this day in 1819 Queen Victoria of Great Britain was born in London. She became Queen in 1837 aged 18 upon the death of her uncle King William IV, who died with no legitimate children. She married her cousin Prince Albert in 1840 and the couple had nine children. Albert died in 1861 and Victoria was in deep mourning for the rest of her life. She was monarch until her death in 1901 aged 81, making her the longest reigning British monarch and longest reigning female monarch in history.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.